What can be funnier or cuter than a giant Easter Bunny hopping around town leaving a trail of eggs, chocolate, and candy? Share jokes about the Easter Bunny, and Easter Eggs with your children, family, and friends. Be the funny bunny of your house as you make wisecracks. When in doubt, dance. Because after all, what kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
An Easter Joke About the Easter Bunny
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite story? A Cotton Tale
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He had a bad “hare” day.
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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 Carrot Gold.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? This one is too, easy. IHOP!
Where does the Easter Bunny go if you give him a pair of socks? A sock hop, of course.
Why did the Easter Bunny fire the duck? Because the duck kept quacking the eggs.
What do you call the Easter Bunny when he gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else.
How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip? He said it was egg-cellent.
What do you call a rabbit with sniffles? A runny bunny.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Easter bunny farts.
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
What makes the Easter Bunny so lucky? He always has four rabbit’s feet on him.
An Easter Joke about Easter Eggs
What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg? Have you heard any good yolks today?
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up.
What do you call an egg from outer space? An egg-stra-terrestial.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator.
What do Easter eggs do for fun? Kar-ee-yolk-ee.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-day.
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
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What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!
How do you get a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.
An Easter Joke About Food
What kind of bunny cannot hop? A chocolate one.
What kind of beans never grow in a garden? Jelly beans.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
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What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.
Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
Share An Easter Joke with Friends
How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires Santa’s elves in the off-season.
Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.
What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
If your Easter eggs don’t turn out so well, be sure to crack an Easter joke or two or three. Humor makes the world go round. Humor keeps the mood light. Even if you only get eye rolls and groans from your tweens and teens, know that an Easter Bunny joke will make them smile even if they don’t admit it. After all: What’s the best way to make Easter jokes easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is… Easier Jokes.
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Check out Daily Mom’s article about The Meaning of the Easter Egg and 30 Decoration Ideas.
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